As primary season draws to a close, we take a walk down memory lane, climb memory bridge, and throw ourselves into the memory ocean. Senator Kirsten Gillibrand is reaching across the aisle to prevent military officers from reaching into their subordinates’ pants. #passMJIA. Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson has scaled Mt. Everest, but can he overcome Clinton Peak and Dirtpile Trump? Support the Military Justice Improvement Act, and help protect our privates’ privates. #PassMJIA. Sam welcomes an old friend and a new friend to the office. Find out which one of them poops in it.